Cumstipation

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.

long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"

by Rarch August 21, 2008

Cumsprite

A small, useless, annoying demon that and takes all of your time, money and resources. Very sticky and noisy, known for destroying dreams and sapping energy. Summoned by the careless discharge of semen into a woman's vagina.

I didn't use contraception and a cumsprite ruined my life.

by Jafit August 2, 2011

cumshot

To get splattered with cum, usually on the face but also be on the chest or any other part of the body.

That was a perfect cumshot!

by Canibal-7 February 4, 2007

cumsiesta

(n.) A cumfiesta where the recipient is sleeping. Usually done by less males, and in the mouth of an unsuspecting female or male. See also clown pie

Butt licka's dad gave him a cumsiesta

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cumswallow

a) One who swallows cum.

b) A bird that likes human sperm in its mouth.

My girlfriend is a real cumswallow she gets every last drop when I blow in her mouth.

A cumswallow flew in my window and had a drink when I spooged.

by browonder August 10, 2009

cumsnuff

The act of shooting ejaculate up an individuals nasal passage causing them to have a gag reflex or choke slightly.

When Chris cumsnuffed Christina she gagged like a rabid wombat.

by Fistogod July 28, 2008

Cumstration

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.

Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.

by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009