Cumsprite

A small, useless, annoying demon that and takes all of your time, money and resources. Very sticky and noisy, known for destroying dreams and sapping energy. Summoned by the careless discharge of semen into a woman's vagina.

I didn't use contraception and a cumsprite ruined my life.

by Jafit August 2, 2011

cumprised

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007

Cumspice

A word that can describe a true homie, Retard, etc.

Yo what is up my cumspice's

Bruh, you're such a Cumspice

Dude this kid was acting like a Cumspice

by Rqptorade October 28, 2019

cumsputter

A surprised individual's attempt to avoid the oral penetration of ejaculate while receiving a cumshot, typically characterized by a sputtering sound as the recipient blows the substance from their lips.

David was amused by his unprepared girlfriend's cumsputter.

by Amy2387 May 14, 2006

cumspike

when an odd number of guys line up in a V shape and give a girl the bukkake treatment.

"Yo, let's go cumspike Jenny tonight!"

by AJ 187 July 30, 2003

cumsuprise

When you go to fuck your girlfriend, who you have not fucked in a week , spread her legs and fresh cum oozes out to your horror.

Jimmy went to get laid by his girl after being in prison for a month, but to his shock when he went to fuck her he received a Cumsuprise .

by Stains and Smears May 15, 2018

cumspittar

A Ho who spits out man-juice instead of swallowing. (originated from a scrabble game gone awesome, which is the reason for the "a")
also a derogatory name for a ho who isn't being bro-friendly.

That cumspittar just dumped our bro before finishing his bj.

by BroGuy February 22, 2009