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To get splattered with cum, usually on the face but also be on the chest or any other part of the body.
That was a perfect cumshot!
by Canibal-7 February 01, 2007

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Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.
Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.
by Canibal-7 May 09, 2006

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Also known as the Dallas Cowgirls, they have a proud and rich history but their fans are mostly made up of rednecks and illiterates, illiterate rednecks, arrogant punks, losers, and jerk offs. Most ignorant Cowgirl fans are very happy now that they acquired Terrell Owens, the same asshole who wrecked 2 franchises (Dallas, you're next) and straight shitted on the cowpuke star a few years ago.
NFL Fan: What's your team?

redneck: Are the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs?

NFL Fan: I think so...

Redneck: Go Cowboys!!!
by Canibal-7 May 09, 2006

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