Cumbert

A sex move in which you cum inside bert from sesame street

You should try cumbert its swag

by [e-mail] September 1, 2021

cumblanket

A blanket that is used only during masturbation; usually used by men who don't want to get semen on their normal blanket.

John: Can I borrow that blanket?
Robert: Nope, that's my cumblanket.
John: Gross, dude!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 16, 2021

cumberry breastmilk

A rare energy drink.

"This tastes like cumberry breastmilk."

by schmidty127 April 17, 2008

Cumbrella

An umbrella used to guard one's self from showers of cum.

Im about ta' hit it so hard, she gonna need a cumbrella!

by RodgerCodger January 4, 2011

cumberbitches

People who are fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch

we are his fans!!, the cumberbitches!!

by ratmojo September 22, 2013

Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016

Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.

Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage

by 69MikeOxlong69 May 6, 2011