Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004

citadel

Citadel means a fortress built to protect the people from possible threat of attack by outsiders or the opponents.

The Greeks built citadels to protect the town from rebellions.

by Dr. Intaj Malek July 6, 2006

CITA

Most likely to love the color red, biracial and be any ballin niggas favorite stay down momma cita..and surely to have no kids.

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A aktive

Enjoys money and gets it buy any means neccesary
Married to a king

I didn't know cita's last name was king
I heard they call her cita

Gurl: what did the name say on his text girl?
Friend: her name is cita
Gurl: that cita must be a bad bitch...

by cita king November 26, 2010

Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

Cretan

Someone of great illiteracy and or stupidity

Lana you absolute Cretan

by Alexander Cameron February 28, 2019

Clitarupter

The female term for a cockblocker.

I was getting close to move in on this hot guy when my clitarupter bff needed me to bum a cigarette for him.

by SarahKelly April 18, 2017

Clitamized

Clit so good it's hypnotic, can't take your hands off it.

Her clit makes my penis so juicy inside, I've been clitamized

by Sourmug32 January 5, 2019