catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020

Cotten eye hoe

When you evacuate into a girls eye and it started to swell

Where do you come from Cotten eye hoe

by Chinklicker9000 December 20, 2020

Cutted

You say cutted instead of cut

i cutted my hair last night, i wanna be a trans male

by hisoka.babs January 5, 2021

Coated

To mean your backed up by a higher power

Jordan : Your a wee idiot

Lee : No I’m not

Jordan : Yes you are your no one will get cheeky with you because your coated

Lee : what makes you think I’m coated?

Moments later..
*jordans legs get broken *

by Austin MacDonell February 19, 2021

cotter

half otter, half spectacled man

The actor Steve Merchant looks like a proper cotter

by potatoeshays March 12, 2021

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 13, 2021

Cutted

Defining this as a word so my friend can stop being mean to my other friend still trying to learn english

Ahem,
"i cutted my hair"

by Jade_Mochizuki May 2, 2021