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Constatine

A black as dude that hits on every girl and acts black but really isn't, isn't good at basketball or track just good at sucking dick
I hate That dude he's such a constatine
by Constatine November 10, 2016
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Constant

A constant is a person in your life who you can always count on and trust... its basically another word for Best friend.

An Extremely hot person who has the best personality & is a very unique individual. There have been plenty of people who have attempted to imitate the King and failed horribly. He has a body that is able to intake massive amounts of alcohol with ease. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest person in life. ever. He is considered a God among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies. Also has an extremely huge cock.

He is the hidden leader of mankind, basically.
Person 1; Shit, there goes king constant, he just walked by us.

Person 2; I am not worthy.
by Jodie Carr January 26, 2015
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constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!
why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.
by asshole January 21, 2004
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Constantin

A term used to describe a depleted supply of Marijuana. Short for "Constantinople", the former name of the city Istanbul in Turkey, which is no longer in use. ***(Background: In 1453, Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II conquered the city and made it the capital of the Ottoman Empire. Now under new rule, the metropolis was dubbed "Istanbul" from the Greek phrase "eis ten polin," which meant "in the city." The name of the city wasn't officially changed until 1930, and Westerners continued to refer to it as Constantinople on maps and in speech into the '60s.)***

You could also substitute with abbreviations: "connie" or "con".
"Man - that bowl is Constantin - pack another!!!"
by Marc(O) September 21, 2005
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Constantinople

The last valiant stronghold of Constantine's Holy Roman Empire. Was breached by the Ottoman Forces of Muhammad the Conqueror using artillery designed by Christian Engineers.
If Constantine agreed to purchase the designs for the siege cannons instead of turning them away, the Turks could never have captured Constantinople.
by Darius The Great January 5, 2004
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Constanța

Constanța is a beautiful, sexy and an amazing human being. But she can kick your ass easily.
Wow. I wish Constanța was mine.
by Elegeo April 18, 2020
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Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."
Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this
by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010
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