Conquerors

Slang for the Age of Empires II expansion pack. A good game, indeed.

"Hey hombre, you wanna play some Conquerors?"
"Nah, amigo. I'm stuck makin' cigars till five."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Conquisidor

A goatee-stroking, hat-wearing blithering idiot that has no standards and will fuck anything in sight. Though, a whore, a Conquisidor is quite classy.

John: "Yeah, you see that Conquisidor standing on the corner whoring around?"

Rachel: "Yeah, but at least she's got class.

by fucktitssexfiend July 27, 2011

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

concubine conqueefador

The name given to a World History teacher, typically being AP. This word can be used as a negative name, degrading the teacher's status, or as a pet name.

Negative: "I hate my World History teacher, she's such a concubine conqueefador."

Positive: "Hey miss class was really fun today, you're such a concubine conqueefador!"

by Pickles Ross December 30, 2012

conquer bonk

to achieve a conquer bonk: during the reception of fellatio, close to orgasm. one must strike the fellatist bluntly on the top of the skull, resulting in a quick pleasurable intake of air, a noise something like "shllllpbfffffffffft- gah!", and hopefully no biting.

i conquer bonked your mother last night.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

to conquer the ladybug

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.

to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep

by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004