1. My Russian Bear. Completely socially retarded in the most endearing way. Compassionate and loyal to a fault. Complete smartass once you get to know him. Gives extremely philosophical advice, even when not asked for. Even though he's so nice it's annoying most days, he's the best friend you'll ever find.
by Abstract Platypus Bunny July 19, 2015
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by Anna July 04, 2004
by Dude Man June 24, 2004
A person who is either Russian or Ukrainian. Is a totally smartass and is a dumbass when he is trying to be smart. The most loved(sexually) by girls and women who are desperate for a man. And loves to either play football, basketball, and/or soccer.
Hey Dmitriy has your mom called you a smartass. Anyway let’s continue watching the Packers game you dumbass.
by Wkdhjeisjdhwi June 03, 2018