Lil Calculus

One of the greatest up and coming rappers in recent years. His cult following and synthwave beats make for incredible songs and lyricism. From the west coast, the underground rapper has only ever shown his face in recent years, and his true identity is now well hidden, and only known by some.

After a string of numerous controversies, he's unfortunately suffered numerous account resets, and song deletions, but he still continues making music, and updating the official Lil Calculus Minecraft Mod for 1.14.4

"Hey man, what are you listening to?"

"Lil Calculus, of course"

"Man he's fire"

by JackMilton.exe April 1, 2021

Out-of-Bounds Calculus

Unexpected or surprising examples, interesting problems, and clever proofs on calculus that are often counterintuitive or paradoxical—the oddities that most math students are seldom exposed to during their calculus lessons.

Be it a continuous function whose graph possesses a tangent at no point, or a continuous function that has infinitely many maxima and minima on a finite interval, or a shape that has finite area but infinite perimeter, these examples of out-of-bounds calculus seldom fail to trigger an aha! reaction among math geeks.

by Covido August 24, 2022

calloused balls

when one's balls sag so much so that thee drag upon a surface which is most commonly cement. this coarse surface causes a hardening of the sack and, eventually, a thick callous

Man: my balls are bleeding
Lobotomy Surgeon: don't worry they'll callous and become calloused balls

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011

calcuslap

to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.

1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.

by Oddy October 15, 2005

calculus

Calculus is a branch of mathematics, developed independently by Newton and Leibniz and formalized in the 19th century by various mathematicians, that revolutionized human understanding of the world. Mathematically, it allows us to talk about instantaneous rates of change and areas under arbitrary curves. Doesn't sound important? When does anyone use this? Differential equations, which express the relation between two quantities in terms of how they change with respect to one another, allow us to model situations in which we cannot explicitly find the relationship between quantities. This concept can be applied to model situations in physics, engineering, chemistry (how does this reaction progress?), physiology (how does a muscle contract?)...just about any science, as well as economics, sociology (how do new ideas spread?), and more. If you want to understand the world today, you need to understand calculus. Statistics too...but that's another story.

Calculus is not some super-hard subject that only the most brilliant can handle. If you have a good teacher who explains things precisely, you can learn calculus. (Finding such a teacher, unfortunately, can be the hard part.)

Guy 1: I have to go to calculus class now.
Guy 2: Calculus? That sucks.
Guy 1: No it doesn't. I'm finally learning math that I can apply -- you can't be an engineer without it!

by Daniel M May 13, 2006

calculator

for people too lazy to say "catch you all later".. saying it really fast makes it "calculator".. used especially when hurrying out of a friend's car.. or when done IMing or txting a group of friends or exiting a chat room..

me (IMing with more than 2 friends): hey gtg guys, calculator!
friend 1: i'll calculator too! bye!
friends 2 & 3: sure!

me (thanking friends for a ride home): thanks! calculator!
friends: hopefully soon!

by crookedplanks October 7, 2010

callum

someone who will nut on you while you sleep

did you now that Callum nutted on john last week while he slept

by yourdadleftthegame May 28, 2020