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Carissa

A bitch with no feelings, heartless, and bad fashion sense.
She is commonly known as "beloved" in greek witch is the biggest amount of bullshit i personally have ever seen
is that carissa again? she is such a fucking twat!
by 8d1 April 19, 2020
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Calista

Damn that girl is such a Calista...
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Carissa

A nice girl who was pretty. Started talking to my boy Phil. They hanged out at the end of school. Phil thought it was it fun time. She thought it was fun too. About 3 weeks later, she started talking to another guy and his name was Jake S. Rip Phil 😓
I’m sorry Carissa”

Phil
by Phillipsucks97 June 16, 2018
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Calista

Calista’s are usually a very great person who are very beautiful and also can be very shy. They aren’t great girlfriends though and they will dump you out of no were for some reason and make u depressed. They are usually overall backstabbing fucks that will ruin your love life and make you feel like shit and get very depressed because the ya re so great and beautiful but also are very picky with boys.
Damn you dating a calista she is hot man, but you better watch out you might get dumped soon.”
by CHOUSER October 22, 2019
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Calista

A girl with a deformed finger. She may look like an average white girl but, little do you know, she is actually pacific islander. This girl is allergic to pineapples and is a huge pet lover, she especially loves small animals. Calista's are also really short! By short I mean 4'11. They may be short but they are extremely nice towards people who are nice to them but, do not piss her off. If you piss off a Calista, you won't be alive by tomorrow. If you ever meet a Calista, greet her with a nice hello and do not ask how she messed her finger up.
John: Hey Calista! So, how did you fuck your finger up?
Calista: Fuck off you fucking weisenheimer, who do you think you are, Mary Poppins?
John: Geez... sorry
by poo_poo_pee_pee_ January 13, 2020
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calista

A calista is a group of rodents.
Hey, Josh! Did you see that calista of rats that just ran past us?
by dustah February 25, 2021
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Callissa

Smart as hell and extremely pretty. 9.5/10 funny and respectful
I was with Callissa the other day and honestly I want to be with her forever.
by Rey1995 October 12, 2021
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