Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Mad butcher

The man responsible for the female genitalia.

Show us where the mad butcher had ya

by Bruss August 23, 2004

counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back

My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.

by butcher your dreams April 1, 2006

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009

Butcher

What autocorrect decided to change bitch to

“Hey bitch” autocorrect takes over “hey butcher”

by Idefk anymore November 28, 2018