A bald faced lie, issued from someone in a position of power. Used to cover a potential embarrassing situation when they just don't want to admit it, but it's not fooling anyone. Could be as small as an unclaimed fart, or the president of a country fleeing in fear. It is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS NO ONE BELIEVES THE LIAR, but the ones lied to are not in a position to call the liar on it.
"I wasn't hiding from the protesters, I was just inspecting the bunker." also "The kids flat out caught me eating their Halloween candy but I totally inspected the bunker and told them it was some I had bought." and "My intern got on the elevator and smelled my fart, I just inspected the bunker and told her it was there when I got on too".
by Some call me Timmy June 9, 2020
Get the Inspecting the bunkermug. by Wikkationary July 6, 2011
Get the Cunt Bunkermug. underground, deep steeped with emotion, comfortabley numb in seclusion, unknown to the general public
by Joduh Choke November 29, 2007
Get the bunker stylemug. by Mr. Mangoes August 4, 2008
Get the bunker bouncermug. by ThatLittyKidd May 18, 2020
Get the The Bunker Diarymug. An individual who works within the walls of a police, fire, or EMS facility and dispatches calls to units. Often knows as dispatchers, telecommunicators, or 911 dispatchers.
by AmKey September 26, 2020
Get the Bunker Bitchmug. by ed westerhouse October 12, 2003
Get the pile bunkermug.