bammery

the art of being a bam

2 boatles of buckie and 6 tins of tennents lager, then oot tae the dancing fur a wee bit of bammery

by homersatim October 23, 2007

crow bummer

Colloquial term for a Goth. So named because of their tendency to "bum crows".

I went to see Bauhaus and I couldn;t move for crowbummers.

by Tony Mosserelli October 4, 2004

Bummer

getting a blowjob from a female bum

Mang I ain't had but 5 bucks on me so I had to settle for a bummer.

by R-B-G May 6, 2009

Bummer

A blow-job from a homeless chick. A combination of bum and hummer.

Guy 1: Dude, I heard you were seen in an alley with State-Street Stacy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, she gave me a bummer in exchange for a KFC famous bowl.

by The Mosquito May 5, 2009

bummerini

The action of defecation outdoors, particularly in urban and suburban areas, such as streets, alleys, sidewalks, lawns, etc.

I couldn't wait for the restaurant bathroom so i had to bummerini out back in the alley.

by brown sexy July 11, 2006

bummer

The act of receieving oral sex from a homeless woman

Guy 1: "Dude i just got a bummer!"
Guy 2: "WTF is that?"
Guy 3: "Head from a homeless chick, DUH!"

by drfreid May 5, 2009

Bummero

To be, in some sort of state, a carrot head. Basically a nickname for someone whos head is the shape of a carrot.

Usually called richard, or simon

oh CHRIST, look at that carrot head!

by Jim powell November 25, 2003