Breakup text

When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.

That bitch just sent me a Breakup Text... that's the 4th one this month!

by Lil nathan adkins December 2, 2009

breakup yahtzee

when you break up with you significant other and then play yahtzee to lessen the pain

He/She just broke up with me. Let's play breakup yahtzee.
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by -askme November 4, 2014

Drive-by Breakup

The destruction of a relationship (any kind, including marriage) by one person in one of two ways:

1. Knowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

2. Unknowingly blaming everything on the other person, projecting and using every single nasty thing one can think of to hurt the other and destroy the relationship willingly.

The result of either of these 2 sub-definitions is the same: the other person (the victim of the Drive-by Breakup) is in the equivalent position of a drive-by shooting victim: lying on the side of the street, bleeding out and mortally-wounded

"Wow. That drive-by breakup was really bad!"

"Man, I'm telling you, it killed him. Drive-by breakups are no joke!"

"Watch out, you're headed for a drive-by breakup if you hook up with that person!"

by waterheart July 25, 2016

Breakup Party

When somebody (usually a girl or gay guy) has a breakup and they have a slumber party with one or a few close friends where they eat tonnes of icecream and fatty foods and bitch about their ex's or let out their emotions.

Amy: "Nicola...me and Jace broke up."
Nicola: "Oh my god are you ok? Thats it I'm coming over and were having a Breakup party, i'll get the icecream."

by XDaFenirX September 10, 2010

portelli-wagel breakup

A situation wherein a breakup occurs, usually multiple times, but each breakup lasts fewer than 20 hours.

Those two are back together already? That was quicker than a portelli-wagel breakup!

by Jingleheimer Schmidt January 20, 2009

Facebook Breakup

The embarrassing misinformation that goes out to all your friends when one of a couple edits their Facebook profile, and makes a change in relationship status that isn't echoed by their Facebook-listed lover. Suddenly 235 people learn that "Suzie and Sally ended their relationship" and the commiseration starts pouring in.

Honey, did you really leave your wife of ten years, or is that just a Facebook Breakup?

by Miselaineous October 9, 2008

win the breakup

Meeting your ex after some time has passed and comparing details about your current lives - there is always a winner and a loser in a breakup. If your life is going significantly better than your ex's, then you "win the breakup" Coined by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.

I ran into my ex Susan the other day - she's working at a Dairy Queen and got knocked up by some douche. I totally won that breakup.

Man, stop watching TV and go get a job or something. Don't you want to win the breakup when you meet Jen at this year's reunion?

by mowgli27 June 29, 2009