Beersexual

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.

"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"

by Chillerx September 23, 2009

Beerster

A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.

Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!

Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.

by spinster jess March 30, 2008

virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

beerstein

those sweet mugs that german people drink their awesome beer with

That is a cool looking beerstein you are drinking out of my fellow german beer drinker!

Ja sir!

by beer drinker341 September 26, 2006

Beersicle

1) the result of the intentional freezing of beer for frozen consumption in the same manner as home-made popsicles.
2) the accidental result of leaving bottled beer inside a freezer too long; this usually shatters the bottle to produce a frozen, sticky, undrinkable mess. They are an inherent risk of using freezers to rapid-cool room temperature bottled beer for the chilled consumption preferred in North America.

Man, you left my brew in the fridge too long, dude! Thanks for the beersicles, asshole...

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

beerpolar

When a person has a completely different personality after drinking a few beers. Most times a beerpolar person goes from opposite ends of the personality spectrum. Such as being very shy and quiet to being loud and obnoxious.

Kendra was so friendly last night, it was almost creepy. She is usually a mega bitch. That's because she was drinking last night, the girl is totally beerpolar.

by McGrumpy September 7, 2010

zero beers

Rating a woman on a scale of how many beers you must consume before you're willing to have sex with her, zero beers implies she's so hot no beers are necessary.

Kenny: You met Francine yet?
Dave: Why she hot?
Kenny: Zero beers, bro.
Dave: Oh wow, that hot!

by artist6000 May 28, 2014