How Babies are made

When you forget to wear a condom

This is how babies are made.

by Henry Rodney March 19, 2017

Mutant Bastard Period Babies

When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.

"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"

"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"

by John Patrick B May 14, 2008

Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.

Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017

Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

crow babies

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

by nulloutput August 19, 2004

Bud Barbie

A sexy boss bitch barbie look a like who loves pink, is always put together, and has love for weed, fashion and shoes. Or a hot girl who smokes out all the guys, following the saying "Smoke like Marley, Look like Barbie."

That girls a Bud Barbie, she smokes more weed than Ken.

by Kush Kittie February 9, 2018

making tongue babies

To make out passionately with another person

Man, if she was here for NYE, we would totally be making tongue babies right now

by l.sin.c.del January 2, 2012