Piano Bangs

Sweaty bangs morphing into what looks like piano keys. Greasy and separated these piano bangs can be due to sweat and/or oil. Instead of being able to rock your bangs straight across your forehead for that perfect bang look, you now can play Beethoven's 5th on the piano key's perfectly placed up your forehead or even better your fivehead.

I'd love to see some pictures of ladies with long hair who have bangs, not piano bangs sitting on top of foreheads.

by Merry Christamas July 15, 2011

Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

by PfefferM May 15, 2014

wet bangs

when your bangs are oily to DA MAX!
and your super scene and yu dnt care to even wash them
as long ass they cover one of yur eyessssss LAWLZ

OMG she has wet bangs.

jessies bangs are soaking wet today
omgzzz
but shes not gonna wash them
evaaaaaa

by JESS/LEX September 12, 2006

Gay Bangs

Pronunciation: \\ˈgā\ˈbaŋz\
function: overtly androgynous symbol
Variation: Formerly "Jerry Curl"
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Noun:
1: A hair style first found in Anime cartoon characters
e.g: Picachu
2: A modern hair style coined by the artist formerly known as prince, tends to make one wonder the non platonic orientation of ones counterpart. Then after years of assuming that persons orientation you later realize that they now date the hottest model on the planet and wonder why you didnt grow gay bangs...

Idiom:
Chuck: dude your gay bangs totally match your new purse!
Buck: oh stop! (waves hand passively)
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Chuck: hey, look at Prince and those Gay Bangs... Do you wonder at times which team he is playing for?
Buck: no, he dated Vanity and married Mayet Garcia and now has a kid...
Chuck: who would have thought...

by Thorhunter April 29, 2009

white trash bangs

A guy with short hair in the back, but long, straight bangs cut off across their forehead and plastered down with gel and/or their own natural hair grease.

"Man, that boy is ugly. Did you see his white trash bangs?"

by The Creeper Creeps May 11, 2016

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009

macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.

geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!

by mickdicks July 10, 2011