Blossie

A blowjob in Jozi ( Johannesburg)

Warren liked hanging out at the Jolly Roger because he knew he could score a blossie ( blozzie)

by Kev's Birthday collective January 19, 2014

cherry blossom kiss

Cunnilinctus performed on a menstruating woman.

IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

blossifer

An imaginary animal creature created during a math class in early 2006. Appearance is "freaking huge," hairy, and resembling a mix between a tyrannosaurus rex and a Jack Russel terrier. Used in english primarily as a filler when you can't think of anything else.

".............Hey, I want a dog."
"Well you can blow it out your ass."
"How about a blossifer?"
"WTF?"

by Andrew's Face June 20, 2007

Anal blossom

When a fist is shoved up the anus and the hand blossoms(opens up while inside)

How much for an anal blossom?

by TheReal_truth April 22, 2015

Sugar Blossom

When you shove flowers covered in syrup into a woman's vagina, so that they flowers are propped up looking like a bouquet of flowers.

Dave: Yo man did you and Cindy finally do it since her parents were away from the crib for the weekend?

Skeeter: Yah man it was great, we did some weird shit though. Like For Real she made me give her a sugar blossom.

by Yung Stark + AgeOToast July 8, 2011

Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

Awesome Blossom

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005