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baloney colonic

An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
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baloneyfuck

When your girl is so loose it feels like your fucking a slice of baloney and mustard
"I want to the club last night and scored a nice baloneyfuck"
"Man dat ho a total baloneyfuck"
by Motty Seth July 15, 2014
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baloney sandwich

Another word for Nukem Nukem's are dirty whores who meet up with each other and talk about how thankful they are for ugly people taking the jobs they don't want to do
OMG: Did you just use a Baloney sandwich in public??

Yes: i did.
OMG: Baloney sandwiches have aids go get yourself checked.
fuck.
by cuptothehandz November 18, 2016
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Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017
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Balogne

Balogne : A giant weiner (hot-dog), Meat that is sliced to thin slices, or can be bought as a Giant weiner, that you slice. See balogna: Same thing as Balogne.
Hey kookum, make me a Bannock and balogne sandwich! Im hungry.
by Kookumbaby911 February 14, 2018
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balongalon

A word that just popped up in a bitch head and Bosnian she uses it because it goes with err thing
Stupid ass Balongalon bitch
by It’s big daddy dick February 14, 2019
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Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019
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