Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

Anal bursts

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.

Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4

Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man

by Ripuranus March 23, 2016

Nudge and burst policy

A policy that should be introduced by the UK government to “stop the boats”. A boat that enters UK national waters is nudged back a couple of times and if it does not then retreat to France the boat is then nudged back and burst ensuring no more illegal immigrants, including pikeys, get to Blighty.

Fuck off you pikey bastards or we will implement our nudge and burst policy …

by Cheshire Hardman November 16, 2023

Burst like a pipe

A derogatory term used against someone with great intellectual knowledge. This person may be speculated to be some type of robot or AI. When they burst all knowledge spews out from them to be absorbed by those around them.

Dean is going to burst like a pipe.

by Village Chief August 8, 2025

Shower Burst

When you _bust_ a nut in the shower faucet.

_broooo!_ we saw him do a shower burst last night!

by magictheduncaning323 May 6, 2023

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

burst hedgehog

An unattractive, messy vagina

"She had beautiful eyes but unfortunately a Fanny like a burst hedgehog"

by Burpytoes September 21, 2016