Aspergerio

The autistic version of Mario and rival of Chris-chan's Asperchu.

It's sa ME, Aspergerio sindromas!

by Stephen can't be a Heathen August 12, 2017

Alperen

He is God.

You cant never be like Alperen!

by THEUNKOWNTHE May 30, 2018

aperape

Aperape is an action of extreme physical violence while in a state of uncontrolled rage.

This word shares the same etymology as it's synonym apeshit.

Dillon aperaped Kyle for taking the last beer.

by ArsonIsFun June 1, 2007

cultural aspergers

when a someone of a particular culture only hangs out with other people of the same culture

dude, i tried to talk to that chinese chick over there, but she wouldn't say much. maybe she's got cultural aspergers.

by kafkabro December 5, 2012

Asperger's Syndrome

A mild form of Autism that, most notably, stunts social interactions and/or makes them very awkward. People with Asperger's (abbreviated to AS) have trouble interacting with people, mostly out of fear that they'll make it awkward, or that they'll say something wrong.

Other symptoms of Asperger's include lack of eye contact, sensitive hearing, and obsessive behavior. Unfortunately, people also tend to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's, trying to have an excuse for any social awkwardness they may experience.

Since people with Asperger's are normally terrified of the neurotypical (or nypical, if you want to use an Aspie's term) world, we tend to focus more on academic/non-social lifestyles. For example, we may focus on music, art, literature, or solo video game playing.

Since I was in 1st grade, I knew I had Asperger's Syndrome. However, now that I have an understanding as to what it is, I have a proper explanation as to why I've acted the way I have all my life, what with social awkwardness and fear of staring contests.

by DubsteppyNinja April 4, 2017

Asperger Syndrome

An illness which can be defined as a mild form of Autism, but this mild form is enough to complicate someone's life entirely. The person suffers from lack of social skills, inability to read body language, use larger vocabulary than someone typical for their age, and have repeated interests and react very tragically to any change. They are often considered by other people their age as being a "weirdo", probably because they refuse to talk to ass-holes that can't accept their difficulty with a medical problem.

"My mother sees my Asperger syndrome as an impairment that has made me psycho. I disagree. I see it as a birth defect that I got while she was smoking meth during her pregnancy with me!"

"Craig Nichols, lead vocalist for The Vines, has Asperger Syndrome. He describes his situation with his family in the song "Spaceship"."

by hekifier March 28, 2009

Herb Alpert

Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone

The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.

Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.

"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."

"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"

by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006