assinism

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism

"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!

by mompsych101 March 19, 2014

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

Assintoses

When someone constantly smells like butt.

Bro that kid got some hella assintoses.

by Mendel h May 21, 2018

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

Avinaash

Means Indestructible,

Doesn't express extreme emotions

Very smart, knows the earth is flat
Loves milk 2% that is

Gotta save the turtle you know
Can punch and demolish anything

Avinaash is the best!

by hisuphellohiagain October 23, 2019

Avinash

A person who is very introvert but loves and cares everyone. One who cares a lot but never expresses it. Indestructible and believes in zest of living.

I wish I was like Avinash omg he leads the life at ease

by Lilacc November 24, 2021

Lauren Alsina

She's the type of girl every guy wishes for. but only one guy can have, the only one meat for her is Cole Popper, Lauren Alsina's are typically extremely beautiful, and charming. Often their boyfriends call them "angels." A wild Lauren Alsina can be found on route 112 of the Hoenn region.

Hey who do you think the perfect match for Lauren Alsina is?
- Cole Popper

by LoverBoyXOXO February 1, 2014