Assitude

1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.

1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!

by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013

asspits

the imaginary line that is crossed when one is fed up completely and yet still has to carry on.

as in "I am up to my asspits in work, there is no way I can go out tonight."

by Juli Harland July 29, 2008

asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

asskite

A light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the buttocks of a man or woman. Holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.

It's a nice day. I think I'll head down to the beach and fly an asskite. With my ass.

by Bilbo March 16, 2004

asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005

asswipe

a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt

joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe

by john shoemaker November 25, 2003

asswipe

Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.

Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..

by Fuckhead November 11, 2006