1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.
2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"
3. See one-upper.
2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"
3. See one-upper.
1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!
2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"
2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"
by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 19, 2007