Alex Seburn

A man possessed on his hunt for pink lolli, so hungry for that chow mein he’d fondle Trumps balls for 5 minutes.

Alex Seburn doesn’t discriminate, but if he can choose he chooses fried rice.

by AsianDestroyer2002 December 6, 2019

alex cook

Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.

National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".

by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019

Alexanderism

A condition in which you are really bad at playing madden (mostly offense)

Alex: Bro I’m really bad at madden
Josh: Yeah no crap
Aden: Alex you must have alexanderism

by GingerJew42 December 29, 2020

Alexander Lourdes Medel

Nickname for Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Lourdes Medel is a nickname for Alexander Hamilton.

by kingfisherjoey January 15, 2021

Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

Daniel Alexander

Daniel Fart Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan who is Pakistan's puppet and blindly hates India..In fact he was rejected a job proposal by an Indian boss back in 2013 which made him jobless.Now he is making his own money by getting paid for tweeting anything fake against India.He also got failed in class 10 and 12 which costed his life.Now he decided to be Pakistani's puppet and earn to have his 2 square meals

Daniel Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan

by Danielle Freedman January 13, 2021

Alex is a fucking nigger

Insult you use for anyone named Alex and is a nigger in the chat.

Everyone go in the comments and type Alex is a fucking nigger

by 42 Hunt Skank February 5, 2017