Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.
National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".
by swimbozz69420 October 27, 2019
look at that alex cooke
by mateyboy June 24, 2019
the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.
by beersybum June 25, 2019