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Albert Pujols

One of the Greatest players in Major League Baseball currently, if not the greatest. Is often compared to Ted Williams and Joe Dimaggio for his amazing success through his first five years. Is having yet another great year this year, and set the April home run record, with 14 homers. Could very well break many records before his career is said and done, if he stays healthy. A much more popular player than Barry Bonds, who is hated throughout the media and fanbase for his attitude and his possible use of steroids.
Albert Pujols hit three home runs in one game against the Reds, including a walkoff homerun. Then Barry Bonds tried to be like Pujols and struck out 4 times.
by Pujols005 May 14, 2006
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albertine

the perfect girl in the whole world
comparable to an angel
"Wow that girl looks loke an albertine"
by Dan Leguerrier October 31, 2007
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Albert Lozano

N.
A fatass male who is infamous for trying to get nudes from 13 year olds and RPing at age 25. He is sometimes referred to as “Bert,” and often smells like b.o. and McDonald’s.
I know we’re not together, but can your boobs and butt be mine?” -Albert Lozano.
by bertleslover69 December 1, 2018
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Albertsons

A communist outpost hidden as a grocery market
Look it’s a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS
by EMSP420 June 11, 2019
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albertos

A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.

Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)
Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.
by Dr t June 27, 2020
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Albert beldad

Albert beldad is a very famous individual hailed from the celestial lands of Burati island. Numerous fans all around the world are singing praises of his feats and beauty. AB Nation is number one in the world!
Albert beldad is the best!
by Michael Yumizuri April 17, 2021
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North Albert

I warzone in Minnesota, often affiliated with homo-erotic soldiers raping each other. Opps tremble and run. Zoomalis such as Abdi and Ayuub are scared to spin the block.
I raped that homo thug on North Albert
by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023
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