Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.

Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
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Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009

Affectionship

An Affectionship is the in between of friendship and a relationship. You are not boyfriend and girlfriend but nor are you just friends. You have a deep affection for one another but have not yet made it official. An affectionship tends to lead to a serious relationship, so hold off on the DTR and let it take it's course.

Man: Are you and Courtney dating?
Man: Kind of, I really like her but it's more of an affectionship right now.

Woman: Chris just asked me out!
Woman: So what is this??
Woman: It's an affectionship, we like each other.

by lydiebiddie July 14, 2013

Affectionate Bite

An affectionate bite is when the act of biting is performed in such a way that is meant to portray happiness and love to the bitee. It is not intended to harm or injure (although these are possible side effects) but instill friendliness in a oral form.

She affectionatly bit his arm and all was well.

After an affectionate bite, the two strangers became friends and lived happily ever after.

by ~Pretz~ August 11, 2009

Adopting Affectations

See "catchin feelings" More formal.

"I sayeth good sir, why art thou adopting affectations towardeth me?"

by Carter August Reich June 23, 2005

Erection Affection

The maximum love of someone/thing to where an erection may occur.

I have an erection affection over tacos

by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009

AffenTV

AffenTV ist ein Begriff der bei einer Weed Session entstanden ist. Ohne Grund wurde bekanntgegeben, dass einer der Teilnehmer nicht AffenTV sei. Vorher war der Begriff niemals gefallen, geschweige denn jemandem bekannt. Seitdem ist das Mysterium um AffenTV ungeklärt und noch heute versucht seine Sekte ihn zu finden.

1. Hast du AffenTV gesehen?
2. Nein, aber ich kann mir vorstellen, dass Name AffenTV ist.

by nat1ve October 17, 2020

Public display of affection

Couples operate in public areas, and they display affection such as holding hands, kissing etc. They do this to rub it in single people's faces that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

'Woh. There's some serious PDA goin on here. I wish they'd bugger off, they're makin me depressed.'

by Mary November 25, 2003