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Gamer Girl Bath Water 

Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.
"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"

fresh water jellyfish 

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.
Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."

Colonial water pump 

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
Colonial water pump by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

banana water 

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped
Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.
banana water by Corn2137 February 24, 2018

Third World Water 

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.
Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.