USB porn

1. When your USB key is full of porn.
2. The act of putting your USB key on a computer to put some porn on it.
3. Having a sexual act with someone you just met.

"I took my USB porn with me so we could see some movies."

"I just USB porned my computer, needed some hard action on it."

"Did you know her?
No, but I made USB porn with her."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda October 9, 2016

Guilt Porn

Guilt Porn occurs when people fish for 're-tweets' and "shares" by embedding some sort of personal attack in their original post, causing the victim to be forced to share the message, not because they happen to agree with it, but because they feel the need to defend themselves from the attack.

This is ridiculous Guilt Porn: "If you don't share this anti-cancer message, you're selfish!", "Share This Religious image if you're a REAL MAN. Or, more commonly, "I bet 80% of you won't re-post this...".

by Eats Paste December 3, 2014

eco-porn

used to describe the beautiful not so real pictures of the outdoors.

i need some eco-porn on this brochure for the national parks.

by skamber March 3, 2008

attention porn

Girls who post partially nudes, Under wear pics, nudes on tumblr. Who don't put out or wouldn't be down to fuck in real life.

"loosehippybitch69 keeps posting pics of her half naked self with video games controllers. just for the re blogs. everything she makes is attention porn" - ilikecoolstuffman

by ninja cun·ni·lin·gus September 23, 2012

Tentacle porn

It’s basically just two octopuses going at it.it’s as simple as that

Tentacle porn.No need to explain just two octopuses going at it.Except weirdos put it on pornhub

by Sasugay uchiha February 11, 2021

relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

by The Grammar Nazi October 15, 2001

Pocket Porn

When one stores or looks up porn on his or her ipod, iphone, or phone, hence it being "Pocket Size"

Shaun: Can I see your iTouch?
Cassie: Why?
Shaun: Cause you're a porn freak.
Cassie: Well you know I gotta have my pocket porn!

by cdins November 19, 2007