Spooning

There are two definitions of spooning.
1. Basically when a guy and a girl cuddle and the guy leans up against the girl’s back like a spoon.
2. Another term for anal, which is a kind of sex that can only be described as a guy sticking his dick in a girl’s butt.

I think she’s my perfect spooning size.

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

OG Mudbone

OG Mudbone was a porn star who was known for his ridiculously large cumshots and his horrifyingly loud orgasms. His dick’s totally fake, though. I mean, it’s like 18 inches long. That guy probably has 25 different Viagra perscriptions.

guys watching porn

OG Mudbone: Oh yeah...just get it in there...look at my massive cock
Random woman: I’ve never had one this big before
OG: Oh. Uh. Uh. I’m gonna come. I’m gonna come. I’M GONNA COME!! OHHHHUHHHH HAHAHA UHHH FUCK UHHHHH

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

VR Porn

VR Porn is like normal porn but you’re viewing the act being performed or performing it. Nasty af

Dude you should watch VR porn, you get to watch girls suck your little cashew of a cock

by 1251strokes February 18, 2018

Bad Sandwich

When you've started something and don't like it but feel an obligation to finish it.

Person 1: I'm about to watch some more of this TV show I started recently. I don't really like it, though.
Person 2: Why continue to waste your time on it if you don't like it?
Person 1: It's like a bad sandwich. I've already started it, so I might as well finish it.

by 1251strokes November 21, 2023