John Mayer

The epitome of a dickless faggot.

Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.

by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009

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John Bobbitt

The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.

The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.

by Jeff K. August 17, 2003

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john waynin' it

to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter in his body

I was really john waynin' it the first four days of my vacation!

by shurt February 15, 2009

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John Stamos

A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.

Margaritas are sour, and John Stamos are sweet.

by muffinmonk May 30, 2011

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John Kruk

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

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John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.

Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!

Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*

by GimpyWimpy November 1, 2009

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