by Doctor Derek M. Smart, M.D Ph.D March 22, 2005
by BigDickJordanB October 15, 2009
The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.
by Jeff K. August 17, 2003
to be constipated so badly that it feels as if you are carrying 40 lbs of poop. Legend says John Wayne died with this much fecal matter in his body
by shurt February 14, 2009
A Vodka shot lit on fire for a good 3 seconds before dumping it in YooHoo (chocolate milk) and chugging it.
by muffinmonk May 05, 2011
1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.
2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop
2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop
Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk
by Loose Goose August 04, 2005
John and Edward are contestants in the 2009 Series of X Factor. They are often booed by the audience because they "Cannot sing" and always avoid the final 2. Their mentor is Louis Walsh, who put them into the final for publicity, and, because they are Irish. A lot of people throughout the country hate the duo, but no matter how much people hate them, they are still getting votes. If they win the competition, Simon Cowell will leave the country.
Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!
Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*
Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*
by GimpyWimpy November 01, 2009