The word women use when they cannot begin to comprehend the idiotic nature of the dick brain.
Alternate word for fuckboy. Someone who thinks primarily with their dick.
Someone who ghosted you or hasn't called or texted in a loooonnngg time and then out of the blue hits you up, but instead of saying, "Hey, I'm horny wanna have sex?" or "DTF?" asks simple yet personal questions without any basis or context.
The combined version of Tom or Thomas and Charlie or Charles and fuck = Tomchuck.
What a Tomchuck! I haven't heard a word from him in 9 months and now he's texting me.
Usually the term stand-up comedy people use when they realize that the current crowd that they are trying to amuse will be a difficultone to entertain.
Joker: My mother-in law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
Crowd: . . .
Used to comment that something unfortunate cannot be fixed or helped, and usually also that the speaker does not seem to care that this is the case. Basically a colloquial form of “Tough!” as in “Well, that’s too bad!”
Jake: “Ben, I want seven cupcakes like you have. I hate having only six cupcakes!”
Ben:”Well, Jake,tough beans! You know the rules: seven cupcakes for me and only six cupcakes for you! So live with it!”