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Max Zeigar

extremly queer 8th grader who attends Pollard Middle School.

friends with Chris Gardner(another well known flamboyant homosexual...should use his head as a target for a gardenhoe)
max zeigar thinks hes cool and thinks he shall get sex but wen he reaches college...sex will not be accomplished.
Max Zeigar by Who Knows December 29, 2004
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max hardcore 

A male humanoid life form which is getting rich because millions of men get turned on by watching violence against and degradation of women and children. The demand for infinitely vile images of women being urinated on, gang raped, being made to eat feces, physically and verbally assaulted, and degraded in the most extreme way imaginable has been increasing steadily.
When Neil Malamuth of UCLA published several studies which showed that at least one-third of men admit that they would rape a woman if the could escape detection, the public was shocked.

Considering that 90% of all scenes of best-selling pornography depict violence against women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis") this is hardly surprising.

The state of "men's" mental health and their attitude toward women is truly disturbing. "Max Hardcore" seems to be an average male.

Max and the Slippery Lizards 

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.
That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

max payne 

A man who were to ever go against the likes of Jack Slate or Jak, would have his ass kicked.
Jack Slate and Jak could kick Max Paynes ass with one hand tied behind ther backs.
max payne by Robert Deniro January 15, 2004

Max Coulson 

A person who has a very large, abnormal nose. Also known as 'THE NOSE' This person ate out StepPy *see definition for StepPY* Likes Barney and is very mean. ALSO friends with Skylar Kent Harrison because he too, is a natrual born asshole. Went out with StepPy. SUPPOSEDLY does not like her. Has inside jokes...many. *quick comment* 'got a hair in mouth from eating out Steffani Dean...commoonly known amongst others as StepPy'
Max Coulson ate out a stepPy.
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!
Max Coulson by StepPy April 4, 2005

Max Vance 

He makes F's, you make A's
Max Vance by Miles November 10, 2003