daveshan

Usually defining a boy having a great body and personality.
A lot of people feel envious of him.

Some mistook him to be Narcissist because of his great confidence and love for himself.
Rare person with a rare name.

Ohh look, there's Daveshan with his well built abs.

by Dave1112 January 2, 2017

Davetarded

a total gay idiot, who's really annoying and really really ugly and cant spell for shit, who has a spastic family. who has rank teeth and breath and fucks up everything he does, who wanks all the time and pisses himself outside the movies, and really really loves lube..

"dont u dare say im ugly"
"okay your davetarded"

by harrylc October 17, 2008

daved

To have your system access removed or reduced rendering you incapable of doing your job. This usually occurs at critical times during upgrades or implementations. It is possible to be un-daved but this is usually a long and painfull process involving providing proof of why you actually do said access.

Shit i've been daved again.

by Eugene Rockafella October 8, 2007

The Davey Special

A form of masturbation! The Davey special, is were the palm of the hand is placed in a flat position rather than the more poppular and commonly used clasped postion. When the palm is flat, the male using the Dvey Special will rub the shafy of their penis in a circular motion. continue untill fully erect when fully erect, place the flat palm on to the top of the penis (the head) and continue with the a circular motion untill reaching orasm. The Davey Special is often used in conjunction with sun cream, the sun cream is a popular lubricant for this form of masturbation as the smoothing texture allows a nice vaginal like feeling to the circular motions of the flat palm. The Davey Special is popular amongst fat people as it has less physical exerscion than the more common wrist movement wank.

Person 1- I need a wank
Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great
Person 1- The famous Davey Special?
person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!
Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go
Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.

by Dovid Taylor December 18, 2007

Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

Phillip Davenport

Someone very special, funny, smart when wants to be, and very easily to be and to give love.

My one and only, Phillip Davenport.

by You know who April 26, 2005

Davenport

A Family line held together by fragile connections of the older generations bound to eventually fall apart.

Did you hear the old lady next door kicked the bucket?

Yea that Davenport family are already at each other throats.

Man I'm sure glad I have strong family ties nothing like a Davenport family.

by Half Dead121 February 6, 2010