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person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*
1. to throw small humans or animals a short distance, usually by a woodchuck:
2. Informal . to resign from hell; relinquish passport; give up drinking:
3. Slang . to vomit from a moving car; upchuck a tire. –noun
4. British Slang . stop it; shut the fuck up.
Origin: 1575–85; orig. uncert. probably a result of Henry's 2nd wife - before he chucked her head
She chucked him from the bed. Too small.
chuck by tahlequah August 14, 2010

chuck norris 

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
chuck norris by esteban bag October 17, 2004

chuck in 

To contribute money for a group project/good/mission.
"Hey bruvva, are you 'chucking in' for this Pound of chronic?"
chuck in by Diego September 4, 2003

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell 

Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hometown: Santa Clause
Born: CAB - USA, USA
Fighting Out Of: San LuLu Opispoo, California
Age: 56
Height: 5.2
Weight: 294 lbs.
Overall MMA Record (W-L-D): 1-33-0
Strengths: Excellent striper with great legs. Well-rounded bitch tits.

UFC History

UFC 57: Liddell vs. Couture 3 (2/4/06) Liddell lost to Randy Couture by KO at 1:28 of the second round.

UFC 54: Boiling Point (08/20/05) Chuck lost to Jeremy Horn by TKO from Strikes in 2:46 min of the fourth round.

UFC 52: Couture vs. Liddell (4/16/05) Chuck became the last man to ever knock out Randy Couture, winning in 2:06 of the first round to become the new UFC World Lightweight Champion.

UFC 49: Unfinished Business (8/21/04) Chuck was knocked out by Vernon "Tiger" White in 4:05 of the first round.

UFC 47: IT'S ON (4/02/04) Chuck was knocked out by longtime rival Tito Ortiz in: 38 seconds of the second round.

UFC 43: Meltdown (6/06/03) Chuck lost to Randy Couture by TKO in 2:39 of the third round in a fight for the interim LHW title.

UFC 40: Vendetta (11/22/02), Liddell was knocked out by tough Brazilian Renato "Babalu" with a kick to the head at 2:55of the first round.

UFC 37.5: High Impact (6/22/02) Chuck lost to Vitor Belfort by unanimous decision

UFC 35: Throwdown(1/11/02) Chuck lost to Amar Suloev by unanimous decision.

UFC 33: Victory in Vegas(9/28/01) Chuck lost to Murilo Bustamante by unanimous decision.

UFC 31: Locked and Loaded(5/04/01) Chuck was knocked out by former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman at 1:18 of the first round.

UFC 29: Defense of the Belts (12/16/00) Chuck kissed Jeff Monson on the lips.

UFC 22: There Can Be Only One Champion (9/24/99) Chuck lost to Shootfighter Paul Jones by ref stop at 3:53 of the first round.

UFC 19: Young Guns (3/05/99) Jeremy Horn defeated Chuck at 12:00 by referee stoppage due to choke out.

UFC 17: Redemption (5/15/98) Liddell made his debut winning a decision over a girl.
Chuck "The Iceman" Liddellloves Tito everynight.

Softball Chicks 

Softball chicks consist of mostly manly girls who think they're the shit and that somehow softball is the best sport in the world. Don't let their extreme manliness distract you though, they are notorious bitches. Their signatures are wearing side ponytails all the time, and having the biggest, ugliest sunglasses. The softball chicks usually bitch about normal girls during their practices and if you are a victim to the harassment of a Softball Chick, look out cause she will beat your ass. And win. Remember the're huge. Normally they're only friends with other Softball Chicks who share the love for the pointless sport. They often try to act like normal girls but end up just looking like they're trying too hard.
I really want to go to the party but the scene is going to be all these Softball Chicks