Trinity Christian School

A school for parents to shelter their kids from the scary gays, atheists, and the outside world in general. You’ll be expelled if you’re gay. Don’t think of having different opinions at this place. Has unreasonable teachers with biases about students. It’s worse than a public school. Also has basic white girls that spend daddy’s money on Starbucks. 90% rich kids and 10% poor. If you’re rich, you’ll be good in this school. If you’re poor, it’s a bad time.

You can’t be gay at Trinity Christian School.

by A scary gay February 26, 2019

Christian Academy of Louisville

Mom found the poop sock

I was called to the office at Christian Academy of Louisville for a poop sock

by Mike Plug Walk February 16, 2019

Matthias Christian Hansen

A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(

"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"

by #pape power August 30, 2022

Christian Lee Rutter

King dick daddy! Every girl needs one!

Oh my god his sex was so good he had to be a Christian Lee rutter

by Shearfun October 2, 2016

Level 5 Christianity

Wrong answer

Dude that guy got a Level 5 Christianity on the test what a pleb

by Monkagigadude May 21, 2020

Christian Abed Khalifa

Son of Cooper Flavio Jones and Elle

Not to be confused with Abed Khalifa or Liam Campbell

Currently less than a year old.

"Did you hear about Christian Abed Khalifa?"

"Yeah, I heard he got baptized by father Campbell recently."

by Biggo Grayo September 12, 2019

jubilee christian academy

dumb school that makes you pay 120k for an education u can probably get from other schools

they cant give us colored chalk because they dont have budget my ass

no shat cause u keep wasting it on useless projects that only they will benefit from!

come on down to jubilee for a joke of a principal and a crackhead math teacher!!!!!

you're from jubilee christian academy? what a joke!!

paying 120k for jubilee christian academy, you got scammed LMAOO

by awestrucked July 4, 2023