Procrusthumbating

It's when your thumb is stuck up your ass so long it crusted over.

You take so long to do anything stop procrusthumbating and get off your ass

by Maplesc82 November 9, 2017

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018

Procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

"im bored" said the lobster as he procrabstinates

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

procrabstinate

what did the lobster do when it was bored?

oh not i CANT STOP procrabstinate ing

by liamisreallylame September 24, 2018

Procasturbation

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.

Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep

by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019

Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procraltruism

Procrastination by doing everything in your power to help friends and colleagues with their most mundane tasks.

A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.

Boss: Why haven't you delivered this week?
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.

by flyingholly September 17, 2020