Definitions by Animism
Procrapsturbate
To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.
Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.
Procrapsturbate by Animism May 5, 2018
freedom burger
When you take a Rodeo Burger from Burger King, and a BBQ Ranch Burger from McDonald's, separate them from their bottom buns, then put their undersides together.
freedom burger by Animism May 19, 2014