To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.
Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.
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