2 definitions by flyingholly
Procrastination by doing everything in your power to help friends and colleagues with their most mundane tasks.
A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.
A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.
Boss: Why haven't you delivered this week?
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.
by flyingholly September 17, 2020
When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 27, 2015