poop sleeve
poop sleeve by MayBBayB February 15, 2010
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Poop Cookies
cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.
Poop Cookies by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011
poop cologne
A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).
Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.
poop cologne by tubstep February 6, 2012
Poop Cruise
An infamous cruise from St. Maarten to Mobile in 2013 during which power was lost and passengers started pooping all over the ship.
Poop Cruise by American Expressed April 11, 2013
Poop Shoe
The situation that occurs when you are wearing shoes with deep treads and you inadvertently step in a pile of relatively fresh dog crap. The crap then fills the treads of your shoes and you are now stuck with "Poop Shoe". Most of the time you do not know you have Poop Shoe until someone asks you about the rancid stench surrounding you.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.
The Poop Shoe lasts until one of the following things happens. 1) You wash your poop shoe off in the kitchen sink and causing your wife to hate you. 2) You wash your poop shoe off with the garden hose causing poop to spray all over you and then you hate you. 3) You give up and leave your Poop Shoe outside until the poop is hard enough to simply be shaken off by beating the poop shoe on the ground.