1 definition by tubstep

poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.

Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.

by tubstep January 20, 2012