Gooey stiffin

The act of jizzing one girls breast then proceeding to pour molten chocolate on her titties and suck it all off

Man last night was fun, gave her a gooey stiffin best night of my life

by Bparis6459 June 16, 2021

Gooey Gold

Possibly one of the worst ways to say sperm, or cum

"I wanna lick up all his Gooey Gold!"
"I hate you. I hate you so much."

by JakeEatsDirt June 23, 2021

Gooey

That oblivious and forgetful blue blob with a long tongue from Kirby...

Gooey: My name? Gooey? Maybe?

by amogusamoguseverywhere July 6, 2021

Gooey Lasso

Lasso - Gooey
/ləˈsu ,ˈlasəʊ/ - /ˈɡu i/
noun - adjective
When ya boi can shoot lasso-like hoops of baby gravy.

Turn over heffer!, Time to pull her in with the ol' gooey lasso!! YEEE HAWWW!

by Detective Chimp July 13, 2021

Goofball

Mixing heroin and meth. Never do this.

Last night I tried a goofball, now I have a criminal record that I don't even remember getting

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.

The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

Goodybug

a goodybug is someone who is constantly bugging. It is a more extreme version of the term "a bug." Can also be used a term of endearment for a very close friend familiar with the term.

Shane: "yo why isn't Caroline sending me the homework?"
Connor: "yeah she's straight buggin.'"
Matt: "yea bro she's such a goodybug."

by cake_1616 October 31, 2021