Carpercrite

(noun)
Derived from the combination of the words 'Carper' and 'Hypocrite' used to describe a person who constantly criticizes in a petty way, finds fault or makes harsh and unfair judgments while pretending to uphold certain virtuous beliefs, attitudes or values.

"He is a carpercrite when dealing with people of opposing views."

by Xecter June 13, 2019

Carpio

She's a little fishy in the sea who's got a plan to see, always treasure her for you see if you can find her heart, you'll never regret it, for you see she's very sweet, cute, and bubbly.

If you find her try to be upfront and honest and if you make her your friend you'll never lose her.

Definitely a cutie always and sometimes a little shy.

Senora Carpio esta muy hermosa y la amo.

by rotaloiv June 14, 2019

Carpetshart

When a woman sharts and it travels up the front and infiltrates a hefty bush

She needed a clothing change as trusted a fart and received a carpetshart in return

by Bubblebutt888 June 21, 2019

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Carpolepsy

The act of always falling asleep or getting extremely tired when riding passenger in a car.

Everytime my girlfriend goes on long car rides she gets carpolepsy. She always falls asleep.

by Ermander Berter June 30, 2019

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019