Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

Brown Eye Witness by Jared March 24, 2004

brown star cowboy 

someone who like to pound brown stars is a brown star cowboy

donald is a brown star cowboy case he lieks the brown star

brown star cowboy by steven loughran October 31, 2006

brown air 

Brown air is the kind of rectal expulsion that often causes symptoms similar to those experienced by mustard gas victims. An acrid, thick, almost tangible odour.

"Goodness me, Ponsonby just snuck out as I walked in only to be assailed by a cloud of the foulest brown air!"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits"

brown air by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

brown water  

A Harlem slang for hennessy

Dude 1: Ayo what's good mydude what you doing?.

Dude 2: Nothing just chillin in the crib drinking some brown water with hoes.

brown water by Ty Loco April 10, 2008

brown bar 

dive bar; bar where people spend their social security checks on booze

that place was so brown.
i'm want a mellow night out...want to go to a brown bar?

brown bar by anon August 12, 2004

brown baggin it 

A bastardization of the word lunchin, which then formed the term lunchbox to describe an individual who is lunchin hard. It was then evolved into the "brown bag" (as one may use as a vessel for lunch). If you are brown-baggin it, you are trippin out, acting stupid, wayy too high for your own good, idiotically smashed; a drunken fool.

K: For sheazy, you are crazy my bizzle.
M: I'm brown baggin it, forshaganoff!

brown baggin it by Kat November 21, 2004

brown bagger 

Someone drinking liquor from a bottle in a brown paper bag. Usually in the street in the unposh parts of town.

Ten brown baggers sitting on the wall. If one brown bagger etc.

brown bagger by sevenhn January 24, 2006