An exclamation guaranteed to cause confusion and possible upset, particularly when used during coitus.
Man: "Oh yeah baby.....Mmm hmmm..."
Woman: "Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah...."
Man: "Uh, uh, uh, uh...oh yeah....oh fuck...I'm gonna...I'm gonna...GRANDAD!!!!"
Woman: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Get off of me and get the fuck out of my house you sick freak!!"
Brown air is the kind of rectal expulsion that often causes symptoms similar to those experienced by mustard gas victims. An acrid, thick, almost tangible odour.
"Goodness me, Ponsonby just snuck out as I walked in only to be assailed by a cloud of the foulest brown air!"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits
Scant Buzzer is a term created to describe a person who derives sexual thrills from the act of sniffing another persons underwear. It is often demonstrated through the physical gesture of holding three fingers over ones nose area, to simulate holding the crotch of a pair of panties, and sniffing rapidly.
"Martin, what are you doing with your face in my grandmothers underwear drawer?!"
"I'm sorry but I need to come clean.....I'm a scant buzzer."
"Dirty bastard, get out of my house!"
"Doosh" is the imaginary sound of a punch connecting with the jaw of an opponent, particularly used during pretend fighting by overly hormonal teenage boys imitating WWF when they should really be out improving themselves.
"Doosh, doosh, I was giving it, bam, bam, doosh" (Hand and arm movements are at your discretion)
1. To have broken wind, farted or otherwise let out a Bronx Cheer e.g. "Sorry Dear, I appear to have pumped under the covers and held them over your head"
2. To have sexual intercourse with someone e.g. "Pumped some smokin' pom chick last night. Gotta love that Pony."
3. To have been beaten in a competitive environment e.g. "Playing fives with Fat Davey and Uno Ballo and ended up getting pumped by the wee downs syndrome guy and his mates"
After having pumped into the biscuit tin, Jaz's father would always offer his son's friends a hearty sniff. He would often encourage them to "breathe in deeper, it'll make the smell go away faster".