ass queef 

release of air during anal sex

mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.

ass queef by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007

ass gasket 

Paper toilet seat covers

They ran out of ass gaskets in the bathroom, so I had to make a sofa out of TP.

ass gasket by chickenOrBeef October 21, 2003

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.

Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.

ass licker by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

ass carpet 

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

ass carpet by Something_Vague July 15, 2007

ass extractor 

Device used to remove brown-nosers from their bosses'ass.

You need an ass extractor to get Tammy out of her bosses ass

ass extractor by ladymonica January 9, 2008

ass feret 

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

ass feret by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

ass roast 

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

ass roast by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009