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Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.
1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"
Trump Dump by aceharr November 5, 2017

Trump Boner 

When a sleazy, older, rapey, & white millionaire gets a tiny erection and hits on any female.
"Eww, I would never touch you after seeing your Trump Boner! I have standards and I'm 14!"
Trump Boner by KreepyKirk August 13, 2017

Trump slapped 

The act of being slapped in the face with a micro penis.
By Mikes bragging of his penis size Jessica thought she was going to get lucky, but instead she got Trump slapped.
Trump slapped by Larry Teach August 24, 2017

Trump Tower 

This is when you take a (consensual) shit on someone's chest, sprinkle crushed cheetos on it and then shout "Its Yuge!"
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Ever since I trump towered my wife, she wont look me in the eye or let me around the kids anymore.
Trump Tower by L0rd Sithus December 21, 2018

Trump Degenerative Disorder 

A disorder that degenerates the nervous system and is spread by people who believe in trump conspiracies, buy or wear his merchandise, go to his rallies, or are his fans. Trump specifically suffers most.
Symptoms include: Rejection of Criticism, narcissism, Downplay, stupidity, incorrect grammar, insane thoughts, racism, pedophilia, and constant hand gestures while talking.
Trump Degenerative Disorder prevention is the worst mental disorder we have ever faced, with millions of people suffer from each day. It is preventable my disregarding Qanon and extremist group and conspiracies of trump.

Trump Derangement Syndrome 

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the persons judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.